Monday, 03 December 2007

• Pets

   I have switched camps, well at least for the moment. Well, there are generally 3 types of pet owners, namely the DOG camp, CAT camp and the UN camp, i.e these people usually have a mini zoo of pets at home. Hands up if you are one of them. I grew up loving both cats and dogs equally but have been more of a dog person in recent years.

  Until I met a fluff ball with the ass reminiscent of J Lo and the likes of Beyonce. My current love is Elsie. Because of her, I have re-discovered my affections for cats. You see, I have a thing for fat cats. They have to be fat or I won't find them cute. Perhaps having extra adipose tissue is indicative of how lush an animal is. Elsie, lives in the lap of luxury. She stays in a gorgeous service apartment and feasts on Fancy Feast pates all day long. It's no wonder that she's voluptuously shaped. If she languishes in the dusty streets of bangkok, just like the many depressing dogs that are dime a dozen, there is no way she can remain clean, soft and plush. I love her because she is

  1. Soft, clean

  2. Smells good

  3. Low maintenance

  Sorry Summer, you are smelly, high maintenance and super noisy. Elsie is the dream of every man. She is soft, smells good and low maintenance. . the qualities of a good woman. LOL. . Suffice to say, I miss Elsie.

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